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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

not-semi-perfect:

kingofthehilltoday:

fishyswedes:

kingofthehilltoday:

Sexually and emotionally repressed Hank Hill manages to show more affection for his wife than Sasuke can manage for his.

I mean you’re right but sasuke doesn’t have A LEFT ARM

THEN WHY DID HE STAND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS WIFE

Cause he doesnt love her

(via bulbiedorf)

atlasbeetles:

hey. don’t cry. 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch. okay?

(via wizardcowboys)

detectivehole:

they’re prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say “oh no thank you” and walk out of the room

(via wizardcowboys)

kawaiite-mage:

mrmeriwether:

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks “silly time! whee 🙃”, whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, “they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you’re fine, when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it because they would ne–”

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

(via battleaxe-proficiency)

elainiisms:

i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*

(via wizardcowboys)

kalichnikov:

Machete-wielding Trump fan attacks non-Republicans in Kentucky campus rampage

A man armed with a machete and a bag full of knives seriously injured a Kentucky student Friday morning in a politically motivated attack at

Raw Story - Celebrating 19 Years of Independent Journalism

(via serelinda)

sacred-portal:

(via serelinda)

servalias:

discoursethot:

discoursethot:

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild

(via wizardcowboys)

fatheadedbutch:

utopians:

utopians:

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

Whatever

thats not a bong thats a bing

(via beeminee)

warmcoals:

breastfedcigarette:

5 mins after smoking this

(via lilmissli)

sonicthehedgehogunofficial:

austimpowerz:

i miss the speech bubble youtube annotations so much

the world has been falling apart ever since they removed this

(via jinconicc)

solisaureus:

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

chrownox:

tamamita:

tamamita:

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(via lilmissli)

wxnna9:

theehorsepusssy:

ALT

@meowsapow this cannot remain in tags

(via toastedleaf)